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A Cure For Wellness *SPOILERS*

Some of my friends will hate this review (if anyone reads it) because they are strict spoiler-phobes. But I don't really care. My emotions about this are directly related to the ending, so I'm going to lay it all out. When I saw the trailers for this I was so excited for multiple reasons. I liked the weird feel of the trailer. I don't mind weird, although there are limits. And I love Jason Isaacs. He is really making a name for himself as a creepy villain, and I couldn't be happier. This one though.... It starts out so visually stunning. There's a shot of a train going into a tunnel (hmmm) where the surroundings are reflected onto the sides of the train. It's beautiful. The settings are stunning and the lighting brought tears to my eyes at times. This is what I expected, so I was a happy little moviegoer. The plot is that the CEO of a company (Pembroke) has gone off to a Swiss health spa and basically told the board he's not coming back. Rising star Lockh...

March Moviecation

My last movie spree was in December. I used to be able to go a lot more than I do now, but that's not because there's a lack of movies that I want to see. My problem is how do I see everything I want to see in the limited amount of free time that I have? Enter the moviecation (trademark pending, although I do need to credit my friend Jessica with the inspiration). This week has been a cornucopia of movies I've caught at the last minute; stuff I've been wanting to see for a while. Here's what I've seen and my thoughts. 1. Hidden Figures Taraji was fucking robbed. Not even nominated?!? How is that possible? This is a movie everybody should see, especially little girls, so they know that anything is possible, and that being a nerdy girl can get you in some really awesome places. But that positive message is counterbalanced by the heartbreaking history that's the main focus of the film. Segregation has been addressed in films before. As a young(ish) white w...

The Hedge Knight I & II by Ben Avery

Last year I gave in and began watching Game of Thrones. It was a huge binge but I managed to get it in before the finale, so that was the first show I watched live. I was stunned by the quality of the production. HBO has really stepped up their game, and with Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Hulu also in the mix, the big three networks are falling behind. I'm sure that has a lot to do with the fact that they have a lot more time to fill than the others. HBO, Netflix, and Hulu have other media that can satisfy their subscribers. The networks have 21 hours of primetime to fill and they can't just throw a movie up and hope it works. Since the last seasons are coming up and rabid fans are already experiencing the feels, people have started talking about a prequel series. I asked my friends who have actually read the series what that would look like, and one of them mentioned the Hedge Knight series (and then provided me with the graphic novels! Thanks Brit!). The series begins with o...

United As One by Pittacus Lore (aka James Frey)

This is the seventh & last book in the Lorien Legacies series. I've talked about the plot before, so I won't go into that again. I'm not sure when they revealed that James Frey was the actual author, but I'm a little bummed actually. I swore I'd never read anything by him and here I've gone & read a whole damn series. Freakin' pen names. I was working at Borders when A Million Little Pieces came out. I gotta tell you, Oprah endorsing a book is fantastic for the author and for the stores, but it annoyed the shit out of me and my coworkers. People would come in asking for the Oprah book and we'd be sold out, natch, because everybody & their pet monkey watches Oprah. Then we'd get yelled at. Yay! So James Frey fits right into the annoying Oprah category. (BTW, I love Oprah. She just didn't give us any head start at the beginning.) Then it came out it was all LIES! BLASPHEMER! To lie to Oprah?!? That's like ring 5 3/4 in Dante'...

the princess saves herself in this one by Amanda Lovelace

Poetry. Not a fan. I'm not sure how I failed to see this as poetry when I bought this book. But the title seemed so intriguing. And the back cover says it's "the story of a princess turned damsel turned queen." Maybe it won't be so bad. Truth is, I kind of go through phases. I guess that's nothing earth shattering. There are times when everything seems to go my way. I make plans, I have fun. This can go for months. Then something happens. Reality sets in. I realize I've just been fooling myself. Things aren't great. Things seem shittier than ever. All those plans fall to pieces and the fun turns to bitter regrets. I tend to retreat during these times, into books, TV, movies, daydreams, anything that can convince me that life isn't the giant heap of festering feces that it seems when I'm not doing any of those things. It's hard to pull back out. It's hard to want to pull back out, because I know the crash is inevitably on the other s...

Hamilton: The Revolution by Lin-Manuel Miranda & Jeremy McCarter

This is an exhaustive look at both the musical and the artistic effort put into bringing the musical to life. The behind the scenes narratives are interspersed with the lyrics to the numbers that are either sung by the subject of the narrative or are in some way related to the narrative. It's incredibly clever, I think. You read about what a particular actor went through in coming to the role, right before you read their signature song, and it adds a richness to it. But I think this book accomplishes something really extraordinary. The point of any piece of music is to relay the emotions the songwriter intended. That's usually done not just with words, which are pretty damn emotive, but with the music. They are a vital partnership. Back in ancient days, when the Killer B's (Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms) were making music, each chord had a certain emotion it was thought to express, so that just by seeing (hearing) a piece was in a particular chord, the audience knew what ...

Pride of Baghdad by Brian K Vaughan

During the 2003 invasion of Baghdad, one of the multitude of casualties was the culture of a city that has existed since the 900's. There have been movies made documenting the looting of the museums, but other institutions have suffered as well. One of the victims was the Baghdad Zoo. Brian K. Vaughan explores this part of the invasion in this graphic novel. He tells the story of four lions, Zill, the male, Safa, the old lioness, Noor, the young lioness, and Ali, the cub. The animals are abandoned by the zookeepers before a stray bomb crashes into the zoo and frees the animals. These lions try to find food by leaving their previously sheltered life and advancing into the city, but the civilization they find there confuses them. They have been in captivity so long their hunting skills have rusted. Without ever capturing a prey, they themselves become the prey to their natural enemy, mankind. The story is a bit simplistic and relies on heavy artistic freedom to carry the story (I...